Ha! Ha! Ha!

JOKES

SISTER: Brother, You don’t have any tension of studies.

BROTHER: Sister, I don’t have any tension as madam told me if you have tension you can be ill.

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There were two girls named Ritu and Tina. They were playing. Ritu knows English and Tina only speaks in Gujarati. One day Ritu fell in the well. She started shouting.

Ritu (English) : Come on, Come on take me up.

Tina (Gujarati) : You are in the well and would like to eat Khaman.

By Kajal, Std-V.

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Children were playing and teacher entered.

Teacher : What were you doing?

Children : We were discussing that anyone who speak lies, this stick belongs to him or her.

Teacher : When I was young, I never spoke lies.

Children : Sir, This stick belongs to you.

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Rohan : Mohan, Is your father a businessman? You daily wear new clothes.

Mohan : No, He is a washer man.

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Mr. Crazy : Don’t make this brinjal vegetable everyday.

Mrs. Crazy :A person who eats brinjal vegetable daily will become a donkey in his or her next birth.

Mrs. Crazy :This you had to think in your previous birth.

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Once upon a time there lived a donkey with his master in a village. One day the donkey got sick. His master took him to the doctor. The doctor gave him some medicines and told him

to put the medicine in the pipe and blow it, in this way the donkey can get in the medicine. The master followed it but the donkey blew the pipe before him.

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Humbug

I have seen that the stars fly in the sky.

I have seen the married bachelors .

By Prutha, Std-VII

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Once I was going to buy something in the market suddenly I saw that the road went up and sky came down. I was going up with the road then I jumped from the road then I went at my house. In evening I walked on the sky I thought that let me open the sky and see the stars, moon, sun, planets, satellite and many other things.

By Tapasvi, Std-VII

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Once I read a story there was written Elephants fly in the sky. They drank water from the clouds and when they want to eat food they came on the earth and ate there food and again they went on the sky and there they had fun with many games like football, cricket, bad mintan and etc.Once a mother elephant gave a birth to a baby elephant. The baby elephant enjoyed in the sky but when the baby elephant became of five years it felt sick after some days she was trying to fly but the baby elephant can not fly . So all animals gathered at one place. And they had discus to go on land and live there. And suddenly I got up it was a dream .

By Ajay, Std-VII

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Once when I was going to school . I saw that on an apple tree the mangoes were hanging. I could not believe. I went on my way. Then I saw that the animals were flying in the air . This also I could not believe. But it was true.

By Asha, Std-VII

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Jokes

Once there was a Punjabi. He went to a hotel to eat food. After eating the food, he went to wash his hand.

There was written wash -basin. Then he started to wash the basin. The manager came and told that please you don’t wash the basin. Then the Punjabi asked that why then written washbasin?

By Prutha, Std-VII

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Ajay : Do you eat chocolate ?

Vijay : No

Ajay : Do you go to movies ?

Vijay: No

Ajay : Don’t you have any bad habit?

Vijay: Yes I tell lies.

By Shivani, Std-VI

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Once there lived a man. He wanted to learn English. He went for tuition. On the first day he learned a word I. He repeated this word i while going to his home. Next day of the tuition he learned for happiness. And the third day he learned let us go I will enjoy. At that time when he was returning home there was a murder in the bazaar all the people ran away but he was caught by the police. Police asked who did this? He answered I. Police asked why have you done? He answered for happiness. Come to police station? He said let us go I will enjoy .

By Ajay, Std-VII

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In plane there were Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Dr. A.P.J Abdul Kalam, Soniya Gandhi.

First Atal Bihari Vajpayee told if I throw down 20 rupees note all will be so happy.

Next Dr. A.P.J Abdul Kalam told If I throw down 50 rupees note all will be so happy.

After that Sonya Gandhi told if I throw down 100 rupees note all will be so happy.

Then the pilot told if I throw you all down all will be so happy.

By Mihir, Std-VII.

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Boy : papa I want to eat ice-cube .

Papa ; no my child, you should not eat it in winter

because it is cold.

Boy : but I will eat it after heating .

By : Sagar and Nisarg, Std : VI

1. TEACHER:IF IT TAKES 15 PEOPLE TO BUILD A

WALL IN TWO DAYS HOW MUCH TIME IT

WILL TAKE 5 MENS TO BUILD A WALL?

RAHUL:NO TIME MA’M!

TEACHER:WHY?

RAHUL:BECAUSE 15 MENS HAVE ALREADY HAVE BUILT

THE WALL.

2.RITA:BEFORE TWO WEEKS YOUR HUSBAND WAS

BLACK.HOW DID HE BECOME WHITE SO

SOON?

GITA:BECAUSE FIRST HE WORKED IN COAL MINE

FACTORY AND NOW HE IS WORKING IN

WHEAT FLOUR FACTORY.

3.PAPA:HOW MANY QUESTIONS DID YOU GET IN

MATHS,RAJU?

RAJU:5, PAPA.

PAPA:HOW MUCH DID YOU LEAVE?

RAJU:FIRST THREE AND LAST TWO.

Once there were two naughty boys named Kashmir and Clever. Once someone was going to come to their class next day. So the teacher told them not to come tomorrow. But they came next day. So the teacher told to Clever ,” you hide under the bench and Kashmir you go and hide in the toilet. The person came and asked that, ”who is the clever boy in this class. ”He said this two-three times. Clever said, ”I am clever.” The person asked him, ”where is Kashmir. Kashmir is in toilet. Replied Clever

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